I am getting more each week!

way I are sample: It is indeed “Push It.” By Salt n’Pepa. Insert Labor/Labor Day joke here.

Euphemisms for plastic surgery: Euphemisms? “Had work done?” “Moon Pie?” “Egg beating the picture frame?”

Clitorious image: Clitorious does not like having her picture taken. Fighting for our rights in satin tights tends to make her sweat like a warthog.

clitorious: She’s here, just not right now.

barnie annie’s organics: Bernie is the rabbit on Annie’s Organics, which we give to Freebird. Annie’s makes the chocolate bunnies, which are the Bird’s favorite food, and the bunnies, I assume, are Bernie. Ergo, we’re big fans.

emily yeung theme song: Great. Now it’s stuck in my head. You suck a butt. 

less internet, more cabernet: Yes! That is the name of this here site. Odd that people are still looking up the title.

door knob pad: Why pad your doorknob? Or is that a euphemism?

plastic surgery clitorious: It’s been awhile since anyone has asked for Clitorious, but to start off the weekend by implying she needs plastic surgery? Not cool. Where exactly do you think she needs it, bub?

lolrus bukkit: The Lolrus still does not have his bukkit. I, however, have many bukkits.

lands end maternity: Alas, there used to be a Lands’ End maternity line. But it is no more. I regularly email them about this horrible decision. It hasn’t done any good.

the way i are sample push it: You have no idea how proud I am that I figured out the background music to “The way i are” is from Salt n’ Pepa’s “Push It.”

clitorious: Yes, the superhero who fights for your rights, and wishes that everyone would learn to spell “clitoris” already. Really, she’s beginning to get shrill and annoying like that gecko who was mistaken for Geico. She’s going to start speaking in a profoundly annoying Cockney accent soon. 

Only two, but fun for me (and you):

lolrus bukkit: Poor lolrus. If I were without mah bukkit for this long, I’d be sad. That is, if I were a lolrus who had a bukkit.

cabernet sauce: I have never made a cabernet sauce, but I have had things with cabernet sauce on them. I find it awesome, but then, generally anything rich with a lot of flavor is improved by the addition of some wine, white or red. 

I got one - ONE - Friday referral. Perhaps this is an omen for a weekend in which I don’t feel like I have six million things to do and five minutes in which to get them done? Not likely, but I can dream.

People still search for the lolrus bukkit, and even the lolrus can’t find it.

Freebird has a buckle, but I don’t think he’s willing to share. 

lolrus bukkit: There is nothing better than the lolrus bukkit. Even Clitorious likes the lolrus bukkit saga.

In fact, the whole phenomenon of LOLCat is so pervasive, linguistic scholars have been writing about it. This cracks me up even MORE because I LOVE it when serious academia types take a look at pop culture phenomena in attempts to locate them in a larger scholarly context. Usually I get all giddy when this happens to a romance novel, but I’m all about the Lolrus getting his academia-speak on, too.

For the record, Freebird still prefers a buckle, but whatever.

cyclobenzaprine: I haven’t the foggiest why someone would be searching my site for a muscle relaxant. I can’t take it, either way. So enjoy your prescription.

But rememberz:

I’ve been in the new digs long enough that two things have happened - and #1 is: Friday Referrals!

I don’t have any for Clitorious or the location from which one might poop, but I do have some funky search terms:

pregnancy and cabernet sauce: Well, it might have been a really good meal featuring a nice red wine reduction or cabernet sauce that LED to you getting pregnant, so if that’s the case, nice job! But if you’re worrying as to whether you can eat cabernet sauce while you’re pregnant, oh yes, go right ahead. In cooking and reducing a wine, most if not all of the alcohol is boiled off, so fear not.

oprah’s polydactyl foot: Oprah has polydactyly? No way! I had no idea I had something in common with Oprah. How rad. I wish it was all the extra dollars instead of all the extra toes, but oh well. Can’t have everything. And I don’t even have the extra toes. I’m short one. My sister stole it.

my site is three days old and I have...Friday Referrals?! But of Course!

I better mention Clitorious a few times (Clitorious! Clitorious! Clitorrrrrious!) before she gets her feelings hurt.

Better Clear your calendar: Yup. It’s a long freaking swim to London, is all I’m saying.

more gooder: Many things are more gooder, but specifically when more people than I expect are watching PBS such that they all log in to make microloans to impoverished people around the globe, all at the same time? Way more gooder than I thought.